Funny Housewarming Gifts for People Who Moved Away & Shit

Your friend moved to another state. They're sending you pictures of their new deck. They want a housewarming gift. You want to acknowledge the move without being boring about it.

Enter: the moving gag book. A notebook that says "Look At You Moving To Florida & Shit" on the cover. It's the housewarming equivalent of a friendly middle finger — and they'll love it.

What Makes a Housewarming Gift Actually Good

  • It's specific to their new location. A book that calls out their exact new state is a conversation piece, not just another gift.
  • It's under $10. They just bought a house. They don't need you adding to the expenses.
  • It arrives in two days. Amazon Prime means you can order it when you get the housewarming invite and it shows up before the boxes are unpacked.
  • It's memorable. A salt cellar is forgettable. A book that says "& Shit" on it lives on the coffee table forever.

ThrowdownPress Moving Gifts — By State

Did You Move House Because You Didn't Want To Clean The Old One

Did You Move House Because You Didn't Want To Clean The Old One?

The universal housewarming gift for anyone who moved. Works for any state, any situation. A blank journal with a title that says exactly what everyone is thinking.

View on Amazon — $7.99
Look At You Moving To Arizona & Shit

Look At You Moving To Arizona & Shit

For the friend who traded winter for dry heat and never shuts up about it. A moving away present that acknowledges their life upgrade with the appropriate level of sarcasm.

View on Amazon — $7.99
Look At You Moving To Florida & Shit

Look At You Moving To Florida & Shit

Florida-bound friends need to know you saw it coming. This notebook says "congratulations on your terrible life choices" in the most loving way possible.

View on Amazon — $7.99
Look At You Moving To Texas & Shit

Look At You Moving To Texas & Shit

Everything's bigger in Texas, including the sarcasm. A hilarious housewarming gift for the friend who moved to the Lone Star State and won't shut up about brisket.

View on Amazon — $7.99
Look At You Moving To New York & Shit

Look At You Moving To New York & Shit

They moved to New York and now they're probably insufferable about it. This book is the perfect balance of acknowledgment and gentle ribbing.

View on Amazon — $7.99

More Housewarming Gift Ideas

We publish 400+ funny journals and gag books. If your friend moved somewhere not on this list, we probably have a book for that state too. Check these pages for more options:

Browse all Funny & Gag Books → — Full humor catalog
Sarcastic Gag Gifts → — For friends with a good sense of humor
Funny White Elephant Gifts → — More gift ideas under $20
Miscellaneous Humor → — Random funny books for every occasion
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Skip the welcome mat. Bring the book that makes their new neighbors wonder what kind of person just moved in.