Free White Elephant Scorecard

Track every steal, rank the gifts from legendary to "who brought this," and crown the winner with authority. Your holiday party just got a whole lot more competitive.

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What's on the scorecard

  • Printable score sheet for up to 20 players — track all the chaos
  • "Steal of the Night" award bracket to settle the debate
  • Gift-ranking ballot so everyone votes on the best (and worst) gifts
  • White elephant strategy guide: how to pick a gift that gets stolen first
  • Early access to our white elephant gift recommendations for the holiday season

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